Relatable Mass Effect

WHEN I KNOCK INTO A TABLE AND SMUDGE MY NAILPOLISH

CHOOSING REFUSAL

First I was like:

But then I was like:

AFTER PLAYING THE EXTENDED CUT:

HEY GUYS…

Good luck out there tomorrow.

WHEN SOMEONE FROM HIGH SCHOOL TALKS TO ME AT A BAR

MASS EFFECT 3’S ENDING DLC:

When they told me it was coming out:

When I realized it was going to still be sad and depressing:

NOW YOU’RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT

KNOOOWWWWWW

PIZZA

Sober:

Drunk:

WHEN THE BARTENDER CUTS ME OFF

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ‘SWAGGY’